Bean Bandits Levin 'Globetrotter'

[Bean]

So just received some very unfortunate (read BAD) news.

There's no way I'll get my car on the road as planed, not because it can't be done but because the costs aren't practical what so ever.
Just a bit of background:
The car is sitting on 15x8 ET0 wheels with 25mm spacer in the back and different lower arms at the front (from a Carina or something similar) - the widest width I'm allowed without testing is ET 3. To legalize my ET -25 I just got quoted 8-10k that's just for the stance.
1k for the wider fenders and last but not least, another 2-4k for the custom exhaust (only option as it has to be 77dB max) and 2-6k more for the engine.
So to complete it I would need to spend around 15k on tests to drive it legally. Even if I ditch the engine and exhaust or the widening it's still going to cost a small fortune. Mind you this isn't for parts or workhours as I got the parts and do everything myself anyway. This is just for paperwork.
So I need to come up with a new plan

Makeing it a trailer queen would normaly be the obvious choice but considering I'll be moving abroad again in a year and the car wont come with me again this time around that's not very feasable either as I'll be only around for a month per year - so it really should be street legal if I want to get anything out of it.

Will need a lot of sleepless nights to come up with a good solution. So far I see very few solutions:

1. pony up the cash (it'll be unique but that amount of money is ridiculous for that privilege)
2. revert it back to stock (lot's of work to make it look right again) and sit on whole stash of performance parts
3. get another chassis and build a second one
4. sell everything
5. build it as is and have it as a track car (being driven once a year)
6. take it with me abroad where it might be legal but other hassles arise

Input welcome...

PS: just hypothetically as I need to entertain that thought as well, at what price would you value my car.