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[20vWill]

shaz Wrote:Hello everyone - My name is Shaz,

20vWill - wats all this about ???

Quote:Jay - don't tempt fate matey; it won't be long before we get a post like the following:

WANTED Corolla GT AE86. Cash waiting, MOT failures, high miles etc. Will travel, good price paid. Email [email protected]

What's it about?

Well, I'll break it down into segments for you:

1. "WANTED Corolla GT AE86" - means I want to buy a RWD GT coupe for sod all money after I tell you it's worth sod all.

2. "Cash waiting" - means I have £500 to pay for a car which I'll donut at a chavvy cruise for a bit, then sell for £3500.

3. "MOT failures, high miles etc" - means I will buy any old shitter as long as I don't have to pay fuck all for it, even though it's worth 3 times more in bits.

4. "Will travel" - means I am prepared to go up to 50 miles outside of Bradford.

5. "Good price paid" - is just a blatant lie.

6. "Email [email protected]" - is a spoof on "Chas and Dave" (see what I did there?) - a really shit cockney double-act. The blue oyster bar is where all the arse bandits hang out in Police Academy (or even Drift Academy?) and brad.i.stan is where all the UK Corollas live yo.

Hope that clears it up?