You know you're obsessed with drifting when...

[ZaX]

- You listen to the Initial D theme song while driving.

- You copy your favorite drifters car's on Gran Tourismo.

- Every corner you drive around, you acess how hars it would be to drift.

-You make sure that you mention that you have a LSD before nameing any other modification to your car.

- Have an est. of 1,000 dollar's or more in body damage from praticeing.

- You analyze every rwd car on the street, estimating what modifications it would need to be a good drift car.

- You make hand motions of handbrake and fient drifts when just walking around.

- You put notes on every S13 and AE86 you see, asking to buy thier car, whether its for sale or not.

- When your best friends are Zip Ties and electrical tape.

- Your "stereo" is rolling your windows down and listening to your car on the road.

- When body damage on your car are "battle scars".

- The words canyon and touge make ur feet twitch.

- Everytime u take passengers u recalculate the weight balance in ur car.

- You check ur tire wear after every time u park ur car.

- You know your drifter when your sitting at piano at friends house and practice the downshift on the 3 petals.

- All your front sheet metal has been unbolted and is now held on with zip ties.

- You prefer to have the rims on your car mis-matched.

- Your "custom" paint job comes from a can.

- Crashing is no longer traumatic.

- Ask which button is the e-brake before playing any racing game.

- Spend your rainy afternoons in empty parking lots.

- When you have more than 4 sets of rear rims.

- When people ask you why your colagne smells like tires.

- When you point out all your skidmarks to your friends when driving around town.

- When you drift the shopping cart at the store around every turn.

- You love when 15" all-season tires are on sale.

- You are on a first name basis with the cop who patrols your fav. drift spot.

- Your excuse for the above mentioned is that your "practicing evaseive manuvers" is better to do in industrial parks/parking lots rather then on busy streets.

- When all of your friends drive FR cars w/ excessive neg. front camber and bald rear tires.

- Your mum wonders where the hell you go at night and come home sober.

- You havent bought new tires, ever.

- Drum brakes in the rear is actualy a good thing.

- Rain is your tyre saving friend.

- Your Girlfriend asks if you love your car more than her.

- Your girlfriend dumps you when you answer.

- You think Zip ties are strong enough to hold your exhaust on till you get home.

- You've owned the same 240 for over 3 years, and have never put a set of "new" tires on it.

- Your car is now 3 different colors of black (not counting Carbon Fiber.

- When you think of how much money to save to go to Japan and buy kei office suspension and bride seats.

-When everyone else your age was trying to find porn on the net you were trying to find the right coilovers.

- When people who ride with you ALWAYS buckle up.

- When you go into a curve setting up for a drift even though grandma's with you.

- When someone offers what to name their baby girl and you say "Silvia".

- When people debate about pros and cons of the government. and you say "WELL I LIKE TURBOS MORE THAN N/A because..."

- You clean your side windows more than your windshield.

- You see shrek two and when the donkey in horseform slides in the castle you scream "DORI DORI!"

- You drift in every video game you play, even simpsons hit and run...

- You parents yell at you for getting a ticket for drifting in a parking lot but the best excuse you can come up with is that "its safer then drifting on a touge run".

- Your parents know what a touge is.

[Widar]

I recognize myself on many of the stuff there...

[banpei]

Idd... I laughed a bit about the shoppingcart: I do the same.

Oh, another one:
- If all your friends ask you to help them to finish the FR/MR races in Gran Tourismo for them.

[nmwisima]

lol.
Thank you for the imagianative moments man

[Widar]

banpei Wrote:Idd... I laughed a bit about the shoppingcart: I do the same.

Oh, another one:
- If all your friends ask you to help them to finish the FR/MR races in Gran Tourismo for them.

Haha, yeah, that's great!
I even drift the office chairs here at work...

And:
- If you ask all your friends to finish the FF championships in Gran Turismo for you.

[Dorito86]

Good one ZaX!

[Fii]

Quote:When you drift the shopping cart at the store around every turn.

This is certainly true. Maybe some other points applies as well.

[Mulisha]

I drift the shopping cart
Everything on there I do.

[s.bjelke]

Anybody here do bike drifting? And I don't mean those bulky bikes with motor on them :wink: I used to do that a whole lot when I was younger. A lot of fun. Dangerous when the pedals hit the ground thouhg.... Me and my friend whore out three sets of tires each in a summer. A what good memories

[adomz]

heheh...really nice and amusing writeup man!

even if i don't happen to drift soo often, i really do a lot of things mentioned...;]

all that things with shopping carts, Gran Turismo...

all that's true!!

cheers, adam